I usually like athletes who are humble, do good work for the community, and are respectable citizens - i.e. they don't bang their teammates wives. However, I can't stand Tim Duncan. In fact, if I saw Duncan right now, I would deliver a Superkick to his stupid face so hard that his dumb little dragon tatoo on his shoulder would fly off. He's a whiny little baby. The NBA should craft the following apology letter to Timmy:
Dear Tim,
Please accept our most sincere apologies for having called a foul on you over the course of your 15 year career. We realize now that in over 1.5 decades, not once have you held, hacked, pushed, blocked, tripped, elbowed, shoved, kneed, or hindered the movement of your opponent's attempt to score in any way. Our bad. Please also understand that we recognize that, in total, we have missed a least 1,285,089 fouls that we should have called on players defending you over the years, meaning we've not awarded you enough free throws. As such, we are granting you 6 more NBA titles, 3 scoring championships, and will go ahead and assume you are the leader in points scored in NBA history. Despite your current decline in abilities, we will also force the Memphis Grizzlies to forfeit Games 6 and 7 of this first round series, so your fans can watch you fling your arms up in despair at the referees calls (or non calls) for the remainder of the 2011 NBA Playoffs.
I hate him.
