2) Louisville will face the winner of the Ohio State vs. Michigan game for the National Championship. College football fans will revolt. BCS schools will keep the current system in place.
3) Auburn, Florida, Texas, and USC, who will all finish with one loss, will have major conniption fits about being shunned from the BCS title game. School presidents from each institution will meet to discuss over a filet mignon dinner, paid for by the sponsors, vendors, and revenue generated by the BCS. College football fans will forget how pissed they are once the NCAA basketball tournament rolls around.
4) ESPN’s Lee Corso will don the hat of whatever school College GameDay is broadcasting from. Duh. The shocking part comes when Kirk Herbstreet punches him in the face.
5) Charlie Weiss will complain, loudly, about free falling in the polls. The Fighting Irish will try to strengthen their schedule in 2007 by adding Rutgers. Jabba the Hut (Weiss) and his minions will become agitated in 2007 when they beat everyone up, including the Scarlet Knights, Navy, North Carolina, Air Force, and other "powerhouses" of college football, and are leapfrogged by legitimate football schools. Weiss will say something like, “
6) Rutgers will lose its last 4 games to Louisville, Cincinnati, Syracuse, and West Virginia to finish 8-4. They will get destroyed in their bowl game, finishing the year unranked. Before the 2007 matchup with Notre Dame, they will lose 5 more games. Charlie Weiss will remain “befuddled” after his 2007 miracle against the Rutgers Scarlet Knights.
7) Virginia will fire Al Groh. Has their been a bigger bust hire in college football over the past 10 years this side of Dennis Francione than Groh? The Hoos have been bad enough this year that Notre Dame has thought about adding Groh’s boys for the next DECADE.
8) Bob Stoops will make another poor coaching decision, and it will pay off. You would have thought someone with a few national championship game appearances would be smarter than Stoops, but based on Saturday night’s 4th and 1 call to go for it deep in Texas A&M territory, it must be clear that there is in fact no GPA requirement to become coach at OU. The funny part is, because the Aggie run defense is so bad they couldn’t stop ME from busting through, no one seems to think Stoops decision to go for it was W-R-O-N-G. Ask Pete Carroll and last year’s USC Trojans, whose decision to go for it against Texas cost them field position and eventually the National Championship – in close game situations where field position can be the difference in winning and losing, trust your defense to make that stand.
9) Gamblers will realize the surefire pick of the college football season has become betting the over on any game Hawaii plays. No one stops the juggernaut that is June Jones’s offense.
10) A player from the University of Miami will shoot someone.
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